Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Worst Movie Titles

Don't get me wrong, George Lucas isn't responsible for all of the worst movie titles, but I do blame him for starting the trend. For example:

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Are all of those words really necessary? Can't he take a hint from his buddy, Spielberg, who uses titles like Jaws and E.T.? And George Lucas' latest development, hitting theaters this summer?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Ick. Wasn't that the name of one of the challenges on Legends of the Hidden Temple?

Other terrible titles include:

How She Move
In theaters now

Step Up 2: The Streets
You see, the 2 is a double entendre, because in addition to denoting a sequel it also sounds like "to the streets". Get it? Isn't it clever?!

Gigli
How do you pronounce this?

Killer Klowns From Outer Space
It's real. And not as old as you think.

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life
This one fell victim to the George Lucas Syndrome.

Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death
Not kidding.

Quantum of Solace
Just announced this week as the next Daniel Craig Bond film.

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