Not most attractive, not most successful, but most date-able.
Are all celebrities full of themselves like Jennifer Aniston and Val Kilmer? Or tantrum-tantrum-throwing like Russell Crowe and Sandra Bullock? If you ever make it big and find yourself in Hollywood, here are the down-to-earth men and women you should target.
(And yes, I do realize that this is utterly pointless. But who are you to complain about the eye candy below?)
Women
10.
Who: Elizabeth Mitchell
What: Lost, ER, The Santa Clause 2 and 3.
Why: Just watch any episode of Lost that she's in, and you'll see why. She's tough as nails, and extremely versatile. The rest of the cast say she's a joy to work with every day.
9.
Who: Anna Friel
What: Pushing Daisies, A Midsummer Night's Dream
Why: Other than being flat-out adorable, she had the intelligence to marry one of my favorite, most underrated actors, David Thewlis (aka Remus Lupin). I guess that kind of hurts her date-ability, though...
8.
Who: Hayden Panettiere
What: Heroes, Remember the Titans
Why: She's a huge activist, especially for animal rights. And she's cute, which helps.
7.
Who: Emmy Rossum
What: The Phantom of the Opera, The Day After Tomorrow, Poseidon
Why: This girl has got some serious pipes! If you haven't seen Schumacher's 2004 adaptation of Phantom, you need to immediately (and not just for her voice).
6.
Who: Kristen Bell
What: Heroes, Veronica Mars
Why: She's a self-admitted geek. Who wouldn't want a girl you can watch Star Wars and read Spider-man with?
5.
Who: Amy Adams
What: Enchanted, Junebug, Catch Me If You Can, Charlie Wilson's War
Why: She's probably the next Julia Roberts. She smart and consistently makes wise career moves. Her performance in Junebug garnered her an Oscar nomination, and she deserves kudos for making a risky concept like Enchanted work so well.
4.
Who: Tina Fey
What: Saturday Night Live, Mean Girls, 30 Rock
Why: Who says dorky can't be sexy? Fey's not just a talented actress, but a first-class writer. 30 Rock remains the best show no one's watching.
3.
Who: Natalie Portman
What: Garden State, Closer, V For Vendetta
Why: Born in Jerusalem, educated at Harvard, and multilingual in French, Hebrew, Japanese, German and Arabic. She's smart, successful, and approachable at the same time. Not to mention she somehow still looked good with a shaved head.
2.
Who: Rachel McAdams
What: The Notebook, Wedding Crashers, The Time Traveler's Wife
Why: Just watch one of her movies and see if you can keep yourself from liking her. A lot. Plus, she's Canadian!
1.
Who: Jenna Fischer
What: The Office, Walk Hard, Blades of Glory
Why: Don't let her bland, mild-mannered secretary character fool you - the real Jenna is gorgeous, and a huge activist and philanthropist, and according to her Office co-stars one of the kindest people on earth. She even keeps a myspace blog to communicate with her fans.
Men
Who: Eric Bana
What: Troy, Munich, The Time Traveler's Wife
Why: Did you SEE him in Troy? I've never wanted to see someone kill Brad Pitt so much. Let's just all pretend like Hulk never happened, okay?
Who: Shia LaBoeuf
What: Transformers, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
Why: He's the next Tom Hanks. Period.
Who: Chris Evans
What: Cellular, Sunshine, Not Another Teen Movie, Fantastic Four
Why: He manages to be funny and cocky without being a jerk. Take that Dane Cook. Can anyone stand him anymore?
Who: Matthew Fox
What: Lost, Vantage Point, Speed Racer
Why: He's so tough it's scary. He grew up on a horse ranch in Wyoming and played football in college.
Who: Christian Bale
What: Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Rescue Dawn
Why: He's Batman. BATMAN, I TELL YOU!
Who: John Krasinski
What: The Office, Leatherheads
Why: Nice, unassuming, and hilarious. Just pretend like License to Wed never happened, because without exaggeration, that was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. So Hollywood, stop casting Dane Cook in all of these movies and give guys like Krasinski and Evans something to do.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
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Do you need me to rank them for you? And I demand Michael David-Stahl!
Even if he weren't Batman, Christian Bale = not too shabby. Wondering how Joel would rank them...
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